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quartermistresser:

• *types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right"
•  *types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD"
• “I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK”
• *makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence*
• The blinking cursor of a blank word document
• *spills beverage on notes*
• *cat sits on laptop*
• ‘I’m in the middle of writing a good chapter and my laptop is about to die and the charger is on the other side of the room, why is my suffering so real’
• *stares off into space for upwards of five minutes*
• ‘Am I characterizing a character so well because I know the character or am I writing them as I would write myself’
• A WILD WRITER’S BLOCK APPEARED
• “lol who needs sustenance when I’m IN THE  Z O N E
• Feeling like you will never be able to write well again
• Feeling relief when you get inspired and write like crazy
• That feeling of inspiration that makes you shiver and makes your nerves buzz
• oneshot? more like ‘oh-shit-this-morphed-into-a-thirty-chapter-novel'shot
• *more staring into space*
• lol what’s dialogue
• having to pee but can’t because I’m IN THE  Z O N E
• being IN THE  Z O N E
• Being OUT OF THE  Z O N E and crying about it
• comparing myself to other writers (never do OK)
• switching POV accidentally
• BLANK WORD DOCUMENT
• Tenses
• *stares more intensely into space*
• *computer starts whirring like crazy* babe I know this writing’s fire but you need to calm down
• *looks into empty beverage mug* why
• *sees a cliché* *cringes*
• will the reader understand what I’m saying here lol I hope so
• sleep? what’s that lol
• *thinks about writing while at social events*
• *gets inspired to write at the most inconvenient of times, such as at the dentist’s or in the shower*
• *gets zero inspiration when actually has time to write*
• WRITER’S BLOCK
• B L A N K  W O R D  D O C U M E N T
• *stares into space forevermore*
  

agentstraya:

likingthistoomuch:

captainmerlin32:

trendsettingchipster:

~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.

~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne. 

~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.

~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers. 

~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue. 

~Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

~The Resurrection Stone is now buried in the Forbidden Forest after being pressed into the ground by a centaur’s hoof.

~ Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.

~Viktor Krum fell in love with a woman back home in Bulgaria.

~The Death Eater’s Dark Marks eventually faded to look like a scar. It will no longer burn or hurt.

~ The Quibbler is back to publishing articles about the lunatic fringe & is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

~Members of the DA still have their coins, as they are like badges of honor. 

~Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before moving on as the Herbology professor at Hogwarts.

~The remaining Death Eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban for their crimes, with the exception of the Malfoys.

~Luna Lovegood married the grandson of the Newt Scamander, author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ 

~Firenze survived his wounds and was welcomed back into the Centaur herd.

 ~Harry will never become Headmaster of Hogwarts since an academic career just isn’t him.

~Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.

~Draco Malfoy really cares about his son, Scorpius Malfoy. He is growing him up to be a better person than he was.

~Centaurs realized that “pro-human leanings were not shameful.

~Draco and Harry never became friends, but they did come to understand and appreciate each other better.

~Hermione tells Scrimgeour that she is not planning to embark on a career in Magical Law. Ironically, that’s where she ends up.

~After his death, Voldemort is forced to exist in the stunted infant-like form that Harry sees in the King’s Cross-like Limbo.

~Harry would  take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).

~Aberforth is still at the Hog’s Head “playing with his goats”.

~The number of Dementors have been greatly diminished because despair and degradation have been lessened in the world.

~Arthur Weasley fixed Sirius’ motorbike and gave it to Harry.

~Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry is led by an entirely new headmaster (“McGonagall was really getting on a bit”) as well as a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. That position is now as safe as the other teaching posts at Hogwarts, since Voldemort’s death broke the jinx that kept a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor from remaining for more than a year.

~Hagrid never married, although he had a relationship with a giantess.

~Kingsley Shacklebolt became the Minister of Magic after the Second Wizarding War.

~Harry will not train to be an animagus; his “energies are going to be concentrated elsewhere and he’s not going to have time to do that.

~Audrey Weasley is wife of Percy Weasley, and they both  have 2 daughters, Molly and Lucy.

~In the aftermath of the war, the Order was disbanded once and for all.

~Luna has twin boys named Lorcan and Lysander with Rolf Scamander.and apparently  travels the world, looking for mad creatures.

~Hermione advanced the rights of magical creatures & eradicated the old pro-pure-blood laws in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

~The head of the Auror Office as of 2007 is Harry Potter.

~Lavender Brown was attacked by Fenrir Greyback. Hermione saved her but she was already injured. What happened to her later on was never really told.

~Neville Longbottom’s students were impressed when he showed them his Dumbledore’s Army’s Coin.

~Harry, Ron and Neville didn’t return to Hogwarts for their 7th year. They went straight to get training as aurors and Neville went to work as an auror before becoming a Professor.

~Harry sometimes visits Hogwarts to give talks on DADA.

~Hermione is James’ godmother.

~Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year.

~Ron worked with George in WWW for some time and then became an Auror.

~Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies and become the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

~After the war, Hermione found her parents in Australia and restored their memories.

I’m reblogging this bc of the part where it says the Resurrection stone is buried in the Forbidden Forest.

The Forbidden Forest that is extremely creepy and dangerous and all kinda “Oh no!” 

Now has a stone that creates ghosts/brings back the dead, BURIED in it’s earth.

Haunted undead forest guys.

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

I finally found peace.

“After the war, Hermione found her parents in Australia and restored their memories”!!!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY